Donald don’t dance!

Donald don’t dance!

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nerdoftheday:

veiledinshadow:

copycat

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"Superman is Clark Kent!"  - notice the subtly of of the Dark Knights insult, by saying “Superman is Clark Kent” as opposed to “Clark Kent is Superman” - he is further implying Superman is weak.
Note to self - don’t get on the bad side of Batman’s rapier wit.

"Superman is Clark Kent!"  - notice the subtly of of the Dark Knights insult, by saying “Superman is Clark Kent” as opposed to “Clark Kent is Superman” - he is further implying Superman is weak.

Note to self - don’t get on the bad side of Batman’s rapier wit.

"Interesting…"

"Interesting…"

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"I exercise as much as the next guy, provided the next guy is a fat lazy slob!"
Weight may come and go but this mug has followed me places for as long as I can remember.

"I exercise as much as the next guy, provided the next guy is a fat lazy slob!"

Weight may come and go but this mug has followed me places for as long as I can remember.

Things not to say during sex…

Things not to say during sex…

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Works for unfollow’s too!

Works for unfollow’s too!

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another funny…

another funny…

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I love these cards…

I love these cards…

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a funny.

a funny.

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That moment…is here.

That moment…is here.

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"Me will destroy you" 

"Me will destroy you" 

I can’t wait to go home and take my F’ing pants off!

I can’t wait to go home and take my F’ing pants off!

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probably just a roll of lifesavers… or a tube of gaming dice.

probably just a roll of lifesavers… or a tube of gaming dice.

(Source: sicknessinside)

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