Office buddies…

Note - I was assured that no alligator was harmed as these collectibles are made from already dead alligators.. 

Tree was rotten on the inside, no way to tell until it was cut down. 

Adult candy, perfect after some over doing it.

Quick snack in honor of my package from South of the Border arriving.

Nothing like the first time… how wonderfully geeky…

WARNING - Public Service Announcement - Tourist trap

$40 dollars for all you can eat Lobster and Seafood buffet, how can you go wrong?  Sometimes things are too good to be true.  Looked good from the outside, the building was adorned with a giant lighthouse, but had a cafeteria feel to once you crossed the threshold.  The buffet itself was small, and the lobsters were rationed out one at a time.  They were little fellows, about a 1 lb or so each.  The picture on the bottom is not of a shrimp, it is actually the meat from the tail.  It was rough, rubbery, and shrunken to the size of a shrimp.  Note the butter wasn’t even real - this is a pet peeve of mine.  The only things good on the hot food bar were the crab legs and fried calamari.  I still went up and took 6 lobsters back to the table (one at a time) with the hopes that I could find a decent one in the bunch.  No such luck - but that is six lobsters I spared someone else from having to try and eat.

On a positive note they did have very tasty deserts.  We had a pecan pie which was probably the second best pecan pie I ever ate (hard to beat homemade).  

In short this place was not worth the gastric distress that it will surly cause, and management doesn’t care as there will always be a steady flow of uninformed new visitors .

louder-louder-louder:

synecdoche:

gonna hand this out to everyone who has ever made me cry by making fun of the way i pronounce certain things

“respite”

Amen!    

(Source: gruntledandhinged, via amittediem)

Waiting for a package, hitting f5 over and over to check tracking, it is only coming from Mexico - is it really that hard to cross the boarder?

“if you tell a story long enough it becomes the truth”  - you might even believe it yourself. 

Image: telephonegame by Nunar

Ever get the feeling someone is doing this to you, but they are just so cute and silly all you can do is smile?

“Becoming Voldemort”

dduane:

amandaonwriting:

Editor’s Mug:

Remember to close all parentheses. We’re not paying to air condition the entire paragraph.

(grin)

Just as important in coding as grammar…

(via runespoor)

A glorious day, the weather was perfect and we had a chance to enjoy almost all the swamps had to offer.