Totally Inappropriate yet I can’t stop laughing…

"Jizz in my pants"

Would hate to do their laundry…..

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July!

The theme from Gilligan’s Island just will not leave my head “… a three hour tour…” over and over. 

The theme from Gilligan’s Island just will not leave my head “… a three hour tour…” over and over. 

Tags: tv land

I miss my pool already, funny the things you miss.  At the time it felt like it was nothing but work - maintenance, cleaning, and repair.  If the pool wasn’t in need of something the filter or heater was.
Not having one now I think about the feeling of being in it, playing ball and how once wet the humidity would just disappear.  
Might have to break down and get one now. 

I miss my pool already, funny the things you miss.  At the time it felt like it was nothing but work - maintenance, cleaning, and repair.  If the pool wasn’t in need of something the filter or heater was.

Not having one now I think about the feeling of being in it, playing ball and how once wet the humidity would just disappear.  

Might have to break down and get one now. 

Tags: pool miss

After all those trips to Harbor Freight a new hobby is born, jewelry making.  Still very much a novice but it is an enjoyable project and the results can be much better than you expected  You can see my instructable at the above link.  Give it a try and let me know how it goes for you here or on the instructable page. 

A DO IT YOURSELF wonder kit - “Tasty Chef’s Gyro Sandwich Kit”.  NYC Style Gyro’s at home, straight from your local Publix.  I could have gone fancier with onion and tomato but didn’t want to dirty a knife at that moment.  The meat and sauce were spot on (meat sliced a little thinner but right taste), and the bread was perfect.  
Heat up the bread in a frying pan, then heat up the meat, add the sauce and your desired toppings and you are magically transported to a sketchy food cart at the corner of a noisy intersection in the middle of Manhattan.

A DO IT YOURSELF wonder kit - “Tasty Chef’s Gyro Sandwich Kit”.  NYC Style Gyro’s at home, straight from your local Publix.  I could have gone fancier with onion and tomato but didn’t want to dirty a knife at that moment.  The meat and sauce were spot on (meat sliced a little thinner but right taste), and the bread was perfect.  

Heat up the bread in a frying pan, then heat up the meat, add the sauce and your desired toppings and you are magically transported to a sketchy food cart at the corner of a noisy intersection in the middle of Manhattan.

Tags: gyro diy nyc

Mystery box arrived today, well not really a mystery since I searched for it, ordered it, and paid for it, but a new tool straight from India.  

Mystery box arrived today, well not really a mystery since I searched for it, ordered it, and paid for it, but a new tool straight from India.  

Tags: packages mail

So far away from New York City how could I resist when seeing this in the frozen food section.  Took it out this evening to give it a go and found the kit must thaw for a night to be used.  Gyro’s for breakfast perhaps…

So far away from New York City how could I resist when seeing this in the frozen food section.  Took it out this evening to give it a go and found the kit must thaw for a night to be used.  Gyro’s for breakfast perhaps…

I feel like such a rebel breaking the rules at Burger King!

I feel like such a rebel breaking the rules at Burger King!

strange dreams

messed up thumbs, robotic hands, doctor who, mini gyro’s on sticks, a wedding, and hell’s kitchen all rolled up into an action adventure packed dream.  Not sure what I ate before bed last night but want to have it again!

Tags: dreams

Magic with a C.  I had once planned on doing a trick a week, but life got hectic.  Here is one of my favorites, nice and simple. 

Can also be seen here with a little explanation on how it is done.

I made the front page of INSTRUCTABLES! 
I had joined that site so long ago and for some reason just had the urge to post some of my previous projects and this one seemed to take off.  Was a great project, took a lot of hours and hard work, but paid off beautifully.
The only problem with this creation is you can’t really take it with you.
You can view the project here, feel free to check out my other updates and leave a comment. 

I made the front page of INSTRUCTABLES! 

I had joined that site so long ago and for some reason just had the urge to post some of my previous projects and this one seemed to take off.  Was a great project, took a lot of hours and hard work, but paid off beautifully.

The only problem with this creation is you can’t really take it with you.

You can view the project here, feel free to check out my other updates and leave a comment. 

Found some new music for an old creation. 

Has to be the best sushi in the state, perhaps the world.  The portions are still too big, and the only change to the place would be Sushi chefs hair.

Has to be the best sushi in the state, perhaps the world.  The portions are still too big, and the only change to the place would be Sushi chefs hair.

Tags: sushi kee

The moon over the mountains…

The moon over the mountains…

Tags: mountains